*cough* this resulted from a late night conversation with nekokoban:
"ban-chaaaaan~~~ it's my caramel appleee~~~~"
"come on, you idiot, we can share!"
"noooo~~ it's mine, get your own, i'm going to eat this one..."
"o..okay, ban-chan. we can share. <3"
...the moral of the story is, do not talk to me when it's late at night and i'm hungry.